A Programmer's Shocking Discovery Reveals a Quick and Painless Formula for Compelling Sales Letters That Will Have You Up and Running in Less Than An Hour!
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From the War Room Of: Robert Plank
Date: Tuesday, 11:00 AM
I market on the internet but I'm mainly a programmer. Several months ago I told a complete stranger at an internet marketing event:
"I wish I was more like you. I can program scripts but I can't write sales copy. I wish I was the kind of person who would write great copy but couldn't write scripts."
I didn't know it at the time, but that one random sentence out of my mouth EVENTUALLY made me realize that I'm a fast food copywriter.
What the heck is a fast food copywriter? It's someone who can write sales copy to promote a product that's not super-great, but it's good enough.
That person can write sales letters quickly and consistently.
When you go to a fast food restaurant, you go there to save time and money. You get your food in a matter of minutes, not 30 minutes or an hour... you are usually served in less than five minutes -- sometimes in under a minute.
The "food" doesn't have to be unhealthy (ever been to Subway Sandwiches?) -- it just has to be fast, and taste the same every time.
Multinational fast food chains have tweaked their "production formula" to perfection: adjusting assembly lines, electronic equipment, training methods, packing materials, and preservatives.
Similarly, I've been adjusting my copywriting formula over time, and the end result of that is a special report I have for you called: "Fast Food Copywriting."
I'm Not A Fantastic Copywriter, But You Should Know I Wrote This Entire Sales Letter... In Under Two Hours.
"Conquered Writer's Block... Forever!"
Hi Robert,
I invested in "Fastfood Copywriting" a while back and it has tremendously helped me in writing copy for my Expert Persuader site at my site and my clients' sites.
Before, I sometimes get writer's block; but since using Method #3 on Page 12, I've always been able to conquer this challenge and have been able to write copy any time in a breeze.
My brain is now completely wired for quick and EASY copywriting.
Thanks for a very valuable product.
Michael Lee
Persuasion Expert and Professional Copywriter
http://www.20daypersuasion.com
Imagine for a moment that you're already great fast food copywriter.
You make serious money on the net using any or all of the following techniques:
Scenario #1: Resale Rights
You're snatching up resale rights or private label rights to products, one at a time.
You write a totally new sales letter for the product. You promote it... use it to build a list... then use those profits to buy MORE resale rights products.
You're growing your list exponentially.
Scenario #2: Affiliate Programs
I don't even know how many thousands of affiliate programs are available in your niche for you to join.
The problem... everyone promotes the EXACT same sales letter! You're smarter than the Average Joe, however.
You're writing your own unique copy and leave others scratching their heads in disbelief as your copy speaks directly to the people you're trying to target, while everyone else fails miserably with mass-market "spray and pray" cookie-cutter web sites.
Scenario #3: Joint Ventures
You've made friends with another internet marketer, or you see a product idea you really like but it's being marketed poorly.
One day you call your friend on the phone and say:
"You spend three months developing and debugging your product and I'll spend three days writing the copy and we'll split the profits 50/50."
Okay, you wouldn't use such harsh language, but you'd still spend three days MAXIMUM to whip up some sales copy that will generate an extra few hundreds of dollars per month consistently for years to come.
Scenario #4: Copywriting Services
If you want an easy way to make some quick emergency cash, you could send a quick e-mail to your list and offer one slot of copywriting for 500 bucks.
"Unbeatable" copy costs thousands of dollars and takes months to write... but because you're a fast food copywriter, you take that $500 and spend 2 to 3 hours banging out a lightning-fast sales letter that gets the job done.
With the simple directions I give you in my Fast Food Copywriting special report, you won't produce award-winning sales copy that takes months and months of painstaking work to write.
Instead, you will be able to consistently write satisfactory sales letters that are selling within a matter of hours... GUARANTEED!
Let's go over some more reasons why writing your own copy is the best way for you to crank up your online income to the "full blast" setting...
Pain #1: Copywriting Is As Expensive
As a Broken Bone With No Medical Insurance!
How much does product development cost you?
Let me rephrase that:
How Much Money Do You Flush Down The Toilet
Every Time You Create A New Product?
Let's make a quick total...
- Product creation: $500 to $1500
- Sales letter graphics: $50 to $300
- Copywriting fees: $500 to $2500
- Estimated total: $1050 to $4300 per product.
The above shows an "average" cost of $2675 per product.
If you were selling a little $7 special report, do you know how many sales you'd have to make just to break even?
382 sales, that's how many!
After 382 sales, you've finally made zero dollars and can begin the long slow trek towards making a little bit of pocket change to pay some bills.
That's not including all the other fees like web hosting, advertising costs, transaction fees, taxes, and time wasted dealing with support issues. Some copywriters insist on taking a percentage of your profits as well!
Couldn't You Save A Bundle If You Knew
How To Do Some Of That Yourself?
"Would Have Paid 10X the Price Just For Page Five"
Robert,
I'd have been willing paid ten times my investment in "Fast Food Copywriting" just for the insights on Page 5.
This is a great little book. A book that I will be recommending to anyone who wants to sell their own products.
John Taylor, Ph.D.
Creator, AdTrackPro
I can't promise you'll get rich overnight, or that you'll become a millionaire by this time next year. Those just aren't reasonable claims. But I can promise you that if you work smarter, not harder, you will notice a nice improvement in your online business.
If you launched one product a month this year, and wrote your own "average" copy for each product, you'd save $6,000 to $30,000 in copywriting fees.
Pain #2: You Never Get EXACTLY What You Want When You Pay Someone Else... There's Always A Compromise
You have to spend the time explaining what you want from them, wait for them to come up with a sales letter, tell them that's not what you want... wait even longer... then REPEAT THE PROCESS!
All the while hoping your copywriter doesn't hike up his fees for the extra time spent.
Let's face it... if you really enjoyed babysitting others, you'd be a parole officer, junior high teacher, or a 60-hour work week middle management slave.
Robert, thanks for the massive expansion of the tips already revealed in your blog.
I'm eagerly searching for the time-travel information* so I really can get more writing done in less time.
John Williams
Instructor, EzyMagic* The time travel information is on page 13, paragraph 6...
You got into marketing on the Internet because you want freedom... but no one is going to just hand you your freedom. You have to earn it.
If you ask me, taking one day out of the month to write some quick sales copy -- getting it done right the FIRST time -– is not too much to ask.
Pain #3: You Get Excited About It --
You Can Do It Quickly
Do you remember when you were back in school and you had to write about something you really really hated... like a paper about the French Revolution, or the Solar System?
A freelance copywriter is going to feel the exact same way. He's in it for the money and he's not going to be as knowledgeable or as excited about the topic, so he's going to drag his feet!
Because you know the topic so well, you know what buttons to push.
The things YOU get excited about are probably the things other enthusiasts in your niche are going to get excited about, so you save a TON of time by targetting what your prospects want to hear.
A dummy freelancer is going to fumble around in the dark until he hits the sweet spot.
You can start and completely finish your own sales letter TODAY, or wait around for weeks just for a rough draft if someone else did it.
G' Day Robert,
I just purchased and gave your report a read while I was installing some scripts and waiting for the files to upload.
There is just one word I can put to this report... actually 2.
"Intensely Practical!"
Everything about it just dripped good common practical sense to get sales copy written and written quickly.
No fluff... no theory... all good stuff.
Keep up the great work mate.
Sincerely,
Paul Kleinmeulman
Australia
Enough Foreplay, Just Tell Me What I'm Getting!
The Exact Moment I Realized I Was A Fast Food Copywriter, and Why I Suddenly Had NO CHOICE But to Explain How to Be One
- What's a stairway conversation and how is it so important to the way your brain works?
- What small change to my business allowed me to launch 20 products in 2007? (I launched more products that year than I had in all my previous years of internet marketing COMBINED!)
- Why you want to be the copywriting equivalent of a McDonald's fast food worker... and NOT an artsy-fartsy gourmet cook.
(That's DEATH!) - How the word "wait" could have serious repercussions for your business and your lifestyle for years to come.
My Personal Formula for Copywriting: Why Fast Food Copywriting Is A Formula, Not A Skill, And Why Anyone Can Master It
- How you can get your sales letter written in hours, not days or weeks, using the proven time-tested 7-step formula that I have printed and tacked up to my office wall.
- What one thing can weave your points together... that your high school English teacher NEVER told you. I laugh at so many copywriters for forgetting this entirely!
- If you are on a time crunch, the one thing you probably SHOULD outsource.
- Get others to write your sales copy for you, for free, no strings attached whatsoever!
"Never Write a Sales Letter Again...
Without Looking at Page Seven!"Hi Robert...
Ever since I bought Fast Food Copywriting, it's one of the few resources I keep close at hand all the time.
Now, I never write a salesletter without looking at page 7 (your personal formula) first and then using it as a checklist later. You keep it simple yet manage to include everything that matters.
Perhaps the best thing about your approach is that it gets people moving quickly then shows how to keep on improving the results.
FFC is not only one of the most useful guides to copywriting I've seen, it also packs in more tips on marketing strategy and tactics than many expensive courses. Thanks for the great job!
Best regards,
Robert Greenshields
www.MindPowerMarketing.com
Split Test the Crap Out of Your Letters to Get Them Evolving and Responding to What Your Prospects Want...
Not What You "Guess" They Want
- Why you need to stay far away from "the obsessive tester" and how to avoid becoming one yourself.
- One thing to watch out for with price testing... that could actually lose you money, but is an easy stumbling block for CONVERSION RATIO JUNKIES!
- My personal, never-before-explained secret to finding the best and most powerful phrases for your swipe file. I found 60 phrases in about 10 minutes using this technique.
How Reading Your Junk Mail Will Help You Find The Exact Trigger That Gets People Tripping Over Themselves to Buy!
- Why you absolutely, positively must go back to a 4th grade writing level to succeed.
- The exact number of words you need in your sentences to have the optimum psychological impact.
- The maximum length of time your video should run. It's a lot shorter than you think.
- Robert Plank's ultimate writer's block cure for bullet points. (This one idea kept me up all night.)
"How Do You Write That Killer Headline?"
And Why I Spend As Much Time on the Headline
As I Do On the Body of the Copy!
- How to end up with 5 to 10 PAGES of headlines, so you know the exact one to choose for the perfect fit!
- The perfect blueprint to crank out sales letters on an assembly line... by having others interview you in a very specific way!
- How "the way" you present the problem and solution in your copy could mean life or death.
- Integrate Parkinson's Law, Natural Language Processing, and Time Travel for a copywriting method that just can't be beat!
- Sell without selling and tap into an entirely new market -- most traditional copywriters don't have a CLUE about this method!
"Exceptional!"
Hey Robert,
Just bought, and read, your ebook!
Exceptional.
I do think you underrate yourself as a writer, though. You combine not just how to write the copy, but how to set up a selling system.
I'd hire you to write my copy any day over another frequent poster on the Warrior Forum who recently wrote an ebook on copywriting and has been adding "copywriter" to his list of services. :) (I didn't buy his more expensive ebook, either.)
You're gonna have people knocking on your door to write copy for them, I'll bet. :)
Live JoyFully!
Judy Kettenhofen
Professional Copywriter, NextDay-Copy
This simple, 10,000-word special report is written just like a concise sales letter -- you won't find ONE unnecessary word in the entire manual... I dare you!
"Very Impressed"
Hey, I read it all in one sitting.
I'm very impressed. There's a lot of very good info packed in this report. I'm happy you are releasing this as a book and not giving it away as a blog post.
Steven Schwartzman
"Mr. Headline"
You get all this powerful information for such a low price, which you can write off as a business expense.
Order below to find out how it took me less time to WRITE my copy than it did for me to decide what text I wanted to have bolded and centered.
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